John Paul Fedele plays Seymour Asse, a flatulent, wisecracking filmmaker who is preparing to make sail for an island. This island is the home to the monster known as Kinky Kong. He manages to snag a young girl along for the ride and….

Okay, it’s pretty damned obvious what this is. It’s Seduction Cinema doing a softcore spoof of a Hollywood flick. In this case, should you need it spelled out and I worry for you if you do, KING KONG. Either version, old or new, will do for this particular spoof. Choose from the superior original or the overblown exercise in excess. Here the Kong in question likes to watch, well, kinky stuff going on. And he wears a diaper. And why does he wear a diaper? No idea, but it makes for a great visual gag.

Anyway, it isn’t long before the ape is transported to The Big Apple and, yeah you know what’s going to happen, don’t you? Good.

This is a funny flick. The low-brow humor saves it and the women ain’t hard on the eyes. My only problem is that there are two versions of the same movie. Why? Who in the hell wants the R-rated cut and toned down piece of crap? The thing that makes a Seduction Cinema flick work for their fans is girls licking each other. Replacing that with PG-13 dance numbers is insulting at best. My only deduction is it’s for cable sales. Seduction Cinema needs to realize that their customer base is what it is and we don’t want our soft core porn watered down. Hell, as it is, it’s already watered down from hardcore. Why go the next step down?

Darian Caine is gorgeous as always. A.J. Khan – I have said it before and I’ll say it again – I’m just not a fan and probably will never be. But that is all right, I have come to terms with it. They can’t all be winners and we all have different tastes, right?

Sabrina Faire plays the lead and she is quite nice to look at. Unfortunately, she looks a little stiff and shy in the girl on girl scenes. Couple that with the fact that she has only made one other movie (SEX HEX), and she is probably a flash in the pan. That’s a shame because she does a good job. We also get something pretty rare in a Seduction Cinema flick, girl on boy scenes. Sure, they show up once in a while, but they don’t happen very often from the Seduction gang.

Overall, KINKY KONG is another in the long line of spoofs that are made as no-brainers and are fun to watch. Now, if they would stop wasting time and resources in these R-Rated versions that tone things down a few notches, everything would be perfect.