Director Tim Ritter’s first film was 1986’s TRUTH
OR DARE? It was a crazed, gory, silly monument to the spirit
of low-budget and if you’ve seen it, with its vibrating copper
mask and chain sawed little leaguers, then you have at least an idea
of what might be in store for you in KILLING SPREE.
Asbestos Felt plays Tom Russo, a man tormented by constant paranoid
fantasies about his new bride’s (imagined) infidelities. Tom had
been cheated on before in a previous marriage and it left him a little
more damaged then anyone probably realized. Now he’s taken the
vows once again with Lezza (Courtney Lercara); she’s young and
beautiful so all those old trust issues start surfacing in a big way.
He has nightmares about Lezza’s head turning into a big-ass pair
of lips that she wraps around the head (the big one) of a good friend
of theirs. Yes, there is a “payoff.” Surreal? Sure. Imaginative?
You bet. Goofy? As all frickin’ get out. But that’s only
the beginning.
Finding what he believes is pretty strong evidence that Lezza is having
an affair with his best friend, Tom takes off for the beach to think.
Instead, he assaults nearly everybody who gets anywhere near him. Arriving
back home he gets a surprise visit from his best friend and the young
girl that he’s banging. When his female guest wants to use the
bathroom, he follows her upstairs so that he can rip her fake-looking,
bloodless head from her body and beat his good friend to death with
it. That evidence I mentioned, it’s a sort of diary that Tom fell
across which apparently details his wife’s sexual escapades with
other men. The electrician stopped by earlier in the day so it’s
time to have another look at the diary. It says what Tom was afraid
it would say; she jumped him, too. Time to have a little talk with the
electrician. Tom sets it up so that he’s alone at the house the
next day; he calls the guy back claiming that there are still some problems
with the wiring. Moments after the electrician arrives at the house,
he suffers a “fan-blade” scalping. Seems like it would have
been easier to just kill the guy rather than go to all the trouble of
building and installing a modified-for-murder ceiling fan, but then
I guess we wouldn’t have had all those great scenes of Tom building
it. Yeah. The television goes out that night so Lezza needs to call
in the TV repair guy while Tom’s at work. Not only that but a
horn-ball delivery guy stops by while Lezza is taking a shower. Hold
on, there’s more…the lawn care guy also shows up: “Like,
hey babe, like, I’m from Mowerman Lawn Care, ya’ know?”
Personally, I couldn’t wait for this dork to buy the farm. Anyway,
when Tom gets home there is a lot of hot new stuff to read in the secret
little book his wife’s been keeping.
Due to a recent pay-cut that Tom recently had forced on him, he now
needs to take on a night job. Not only that, he’s got three adulterers
to slaughter! “That bitch! She doesn’t know how much work
is involved in taking care of three in one day!” He insists that
Lezza go and stay with her Mom for awhile since his presence at home
will be negligible anyway, at least until he gets the finances sorted
out. It goes without saying that the mass-murder has to come before
Tom is able to focus on work of any kind so… the Martial-Arts
expert/TV repairman shows up first. A minor confrontation and a couple
of hours later, he wakes up gagged and bound in the basement with Tom
laughing in his face…
The rest of KILLING SPREE is a barrage of chainsaw
gut removals, electrocuted intestines, lawnmower-fu, screwdriver in
the head, hammy overacting, bad synthesizer music, disembodied heads
biting Tom’s giggle-berries and zombies attacking. The standout
kill scene is definitely the hammer murder of a nosy old neighbor lady.
She tells Tom that if he kills her husband for her, she won’t
report what he’s doing. He jams the hammer claw into her face
and rips her jaw off. He lies down next to her body afterwards and plays
with the loose slop that used to be the inside of her face. The single
most disturbing thing about KILLING SPREE has got to
be Asbestos Felt’s rapping during the music in the closing credits.
“Delivery dude tried to pick up my wife, screwdriver in the head
– had to take his life!” Yikes! Yeah, it’s a bad movie;
actors don’t seem to sure about their lines sometimes but keep
going anyway. Special Effects range from ridiculously bad to acceptable
and sitting through the “dramatic” scenes can be as uncomfortable
as wiping your ass with a belt sander. There is a little to like, though.
It has some energy and you can tell they were trying to be creative
in terms of camera-work and kill scenes. The zombies are a happy surprise
but are mostly misused for attempts at black comedy. KILLING
SPREE never quite achieves the feel of a beer-and-buddies-party-flick-winner
like TRUTH OR DARE? (I.E. Bad movie – good times)
no matter how hard it may be trying. It’s bound to be appreciated
by low budget enthusiasts and maybe the undiscriminating gore-hound,
probably not by anyone else. One of the main F/X guys on this, Joel
Harlow, has gone on to do some pretty impressive projects, leaving his
personal signature on things like THE TOXIC AVENGER PART II
and A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
The DVD looks and sounds good enough; nothing exceptional on either
front really but it sure is loaded. Tim Ritter handles the first of
two commentaries and he goes out of his way to offer insightful information
and anecdotes about his work. Tim comes across as good people and it
was more fun listening to him than it was watching the movie. He went
through an awful lot to get this thing made and you’ve just gotta
respect that… no matter what you think of the final result. The
other commentary has star and would-be rapper Asbestos Felt, Joel D.
Wynkoop and R.M. Hoopes (he’s the quiet one on the commentary).
The first thing you’ll notice about this track is the fact that
they seem to be seeing and reacting to everything just a little bit
before you, which grates on the nerves some over time. Aside from that
they spend an awful lot of time just sort of rambling over each other.
Joel seems to be sitting in the very back of the room somewhere so he
usually sounds like he is talking from the other side of a tunnel. Very
quickly, it becomes obvious why the commentaries were recorded separately.
It might be a fun listen if you approach it with the right state of
mind. Might be… There’s an 87-minute documentary called
BLINDED BY THE BLOOD: BEHIND THE SCENES OF KILLING SPREE.
Tim Ritter narrates it and there is a special appearance by Debbie Rochon
at the open, which is a good thing. It’s generally pretty interesting
and features news footage, interviews, behind-the-scenes F/X stuff,
TV interviews and clips from other projects. The final two extras are
an investor reel shot it 1986 and a video test shoot from 1987.